My friend and I took our dogs out the other day. The conversation came round to fun dog shows. I've entered a few with Sasha and never even come close to winning, or her even getting a second glance. My friend was saying the same, joking about some of the classes.
Neither of our dogs are 'classically' attractive. Her dog is a Mastiff x staffie, and Sasha a Heinz. Neither have particuarly waggy tails, pretty eyes, or shiny coats.
So we started to compile a list of 'alternative' dog show categories.
So far we have
1. Dog the judge would least like to take home
2. Most aesthetically challenged dog
3. Dog who gave a member of the public the biggest bruise when knocking them over
4. Dog who assumed the quickest 'I'm bored I want to sleep now' position during a class
Can anyone add to these?