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post 2nd Apr 2012, 8:05 pm
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Ar ewe there, Mistriss Pings? Wee ar orl still waytin wiff baytid breff four pikchoors ov ewe in yower raisin buggee.

Leeow, thee lerchur
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post 3rd Apr 2012, 10:45 am
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QUOTE(widemouthfrog @ 2nd Apr 2012, 8:05 pm) *

Ar ewe there, Mistriss Pings? Wee ar orl still waytin wiff baytid breff four pikchoors ov ewe in yower raisin buggee.

Leeow, thee lerchur



Pings ere wave.gif

Sneekd on faw ay kwik powst wyle Mumma izzunt lukin ninja.gif Eye am happlyin preshure an itt seemz lykeliee Mumma will powst thee pikshurs thiss evenin.

Wotsh thiss spaysse smile.gif

Yoors, Mistriss Pings wub.gif - wott is startin tuw mowlt fluffiee bitz on hur elboes witsh Mummie poots owt faw thee burdz - wye duzz shee duw that? unsure.gif

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post 6th Apr 2012, 12:24 am
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Oh no! Hek Nooz woz on payge fower sad.gif an awl bekoz Mumma woz soe slowe pootin mi pikshurs on heer mad.gif

Eyez pleesd tuw reeport that finalliee, afta mutsh arm twistin (figgurativliee speekin - eyem a peesabul shepherdiee purson, evun tho eye tawk thee tawk in ay bigg wae ninja.gif) shee hass uplowdid them an heer they ar yippee.gif

Thiss is mee powsin in mi noo Raysin Buggiee!

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Thiss iz mi slave likkul sista bringin thee frizbiee bak tuw mee, az eye haff traynd hur tuw duw smile.gif

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An thiss iz mee runnin at thee speed ov lite - soe farst, Mumma kudunt kip up! rolleyes.gif (Eye goe ay bitt payl at wun poynt - downt wurriee, itt iz jusst Mumma's cheep kamra nott kowpin wiv thee fakt that eyem ay brite doglit on ay brite dae err.gif )

I'm sorriee - Mumma iz soe stoopid, shee duzunt noe how tuw put ay linky thing tuw ay fotobukkit viddeeyo sad.gif Kan enny kleva tekno-hoomunz help hur?

At thee mowmunt, eye am jusst bildin mi strengf, soe Mumma sez eye haff tuw retyre tue thee kar, wyle mi bruvva an sista haff ay longa wawk - eye am nott appiee mad.gif

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Yoors, wiv thee wind in mi eers, Mistriss Pings.

Pee Ess, Miss Twiggurliee Wiggett wuntid mee tuw powst thiss shaymful pikshur ov hur maykin bedrum eyez faw hur mennie admyrers (hur wurds nott myne)....

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Pee Pee Ess - Mumma fawgot tuw reesyze hur pikshurs unsure.gif
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post 6th Apr 2012, 6:53 am
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Miss pings you are looking beautiful in your racing buggy! yay.gif ok.gif

I would love to see you running at the speed of light. yippee.gif

To post a video - tell your mummy to copy and paste the Direct Link heading (where she would normally copy the IMG part)

Can't wait to see it. yippee.gif

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post 6th Apr 2012, 9:50 am
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wub.gif wub.gif WOOF lol.gif Mistriss Pings....howw lufflee and ellygant yew lukk inn yorr raisn charryott wub.gif ...mye hart iss fluttarinn lukkinn att yew . Yam gladd yew arr gettinn yoosd tew itt , thare wil sune bee tayles off charryott raisin inn dorsitt

My mummee putts fluff owt forr thee burds tew unsure.gif issitt eddibell??? sneaky.gif( wottch owt Baby lol.gif )

Pee Ess....Aye wass gowin tew kawl Babyben tew thee piksha ovv Miss Twigglee fetchinn ....butt thenn aye saw yorr pawn piksha yikes.gif ......wyle shee issa cutee-pye wink.gif ...mye babybruvva issnott reddy forr sutch exxpowsha yett

Pee Pee Ess.....lukkin forrwadd tew thee akshunn viddyoo yippee.gif

Yorrs , Big W .
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post 6th Apr 2012, 11:31 am
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oh wow ohmy.gif ohmy.gif that is a soooopppppper doooopper racing buggy tongue.gif
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post 6th Apr 2012, 11:52 am
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Oh wowzers, Miss Pings - yoor noo charryot is juss thee beeze neeze!

Eyem espeshually impresst that Miss TwiggerlyWiggett kin bee cowntid on few fetchancarry fore yoo. Yoo ar ferry lukee tew haf sutch aye nachurlee gud sista. Mi, eye wud bee temptid tew runnaway wif thee frizzbee, just bekawse... (Stille norrty afta awl theeze years.)

Eye'm gettin ferry frustrated typin this, cuz mumee - hafin takin shamefull neglekt tew noo hites, has rusht orf tee Ammerika tew bee wif Granpaw. An took her komputa wif her, leafin mi ownlee thee Eyepad. Wot has this verdammt awtokorrekt terned on... Wot ownlee rekognizes Hinglish, an knott aye proppa lankzwidge lyke Dogspeak or Cherman. Sew pleeze forgif enny funnee terns o'fraze... Eyepads kin bee tee klevva fore thare own gud.

Eyem lukkin forewerd tew thee viddyo!

Vielen liebe Grüsse,

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post 6th Apr 2012, 3:35 pm
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QUOTE(coinsky @ 6th Apr 2012, 6:53 am) *

I would love to see you running at the speed of light. yippee.gif

To post a video - tell your mummy to copy and paste the Direct Link heading (where she would normally copy the IMG part)




Eye fink shee tryd that unsure.gif butt eye'll tell hur tuw try aygen................ Wunda's off tuw fynd hur...

dunno.gif

Mumma put thee dyrekt linky an thee DeePee messidjbord sed thiss

THE FOLLOWING ERROR(S) WERE FOUND
Sorry, dynamic pages in the [IMG] tags are not allowed


Sheez tryd awl thee linky things now - Wot iss shee duwin rong? unsure.gif
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post 6th Apr 2012, 4:16 pm
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Cooooool. Mishtresh Pings, you iz goin to be able to flyyyyyy like thee wind once you get goinz.

Toobbbbbeeeeee the grotbag. xx
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post 8th Apr 2012, 3:21 pm
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Deer Misstriss Pings,

Eye wuz wonderin iffin yoo yoosed yoor charryot tew runn lyke thee winde wile huntin fore Eester Eggz?

Wischin yoo awl aye Frohe Ostern,

Veile liebe Gruesse,

Nora


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Iz snowin. yay.gif
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post 8th Apr 2012, 6:51 pm
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QUOTE(ebd @ 8th Apr 2012, 3:21 pm) *

Pee Ess:

Iz snowin. yay.gif


Iz Eester, iz ment too snoe wink.gif

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post 8th Apr 2012, 7:52 pm
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QUOTE(Inca's Mum @ 6th Apr 2012, 4:35 pm) *

Eye fink shee tryd that unsure.gif butt eye'll tell hur tuw try aygen................ Wunda's off tuw fynd hur...

dunno.gif

Mumma put thee dyrekt linky an thee DeePee messidjbord sed thiss

THE FOLLOWING ERROR(S) WERE FOUND
Sorry, dynamic pages in the [IMG] tags are not allowed


Sheez tryd awl thee linky things now - Wot iss shee duwin rong? unsure.gif



Hmmmm.... I'm not sure. I normally just copy and paste the direct link tag and then put that in the thread. Don't try and paste the IMG tag. Or is that what you tried? I'm not very good at technical stuff myself either... wacko.gif


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post 10th Apr 2012, 1:39 pm
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QUOTE(coinsky @ 8th Apr 2012, 7:52 pm) *

Hmmmm.... I'm not sure. I normally just copy and paste the direct link tag and then put that in the thread. Don't try and paste the IMG tag. Or is that what you tried? I'm not very good at technical stuff myself either... wacko.gif



I tried everything! sad.gif


Mistriss Pings ere!

Eye haff had ay miner kalamitiee - eye woz chaysin ay fetshin frisbiee an wen eye tryd tuw stopp an tern, eye did ay summersolt ohmy.gif Mumma woz kwikliee tuw thee reskew butt eye strugguld ay bit an now eye haff ay porely frunt legg tuw sad.gif

Eye iz distrawt crying.gif kos Mumma sez eye musst resst faw ay few dayz.

Eye feel eye shud haff bin warnd aybowt thee limitid kornerin abilitiee ov mi noo mowde ov transport mad.gif

Yoor frustraytidliee, Pings wub.gif

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post 12th Apr 2012, 10:01 pm
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Deer Miss Pings,

Eye am sew sorri tew heer of yoor kalammytus tumbell. Eye dew howpe yoor legg isnut feelin sew porely nowe.

(Wif yoor sommersawltin abillytee, haf yoo thot ov tryin fore thee O'Limpiks? Eyem shure yoo wud skore aye perfekt 10. An, is in Lundun this yeer sew not farr tew travell. yippee.gif )

Pleese dunt lett this misshap stopp yoo frum raysin. Wif aye littel adjustmint, yoo will sune bee kornerin' lyke Michael Schumacher.

Knott mutch gowin on heer, 'sept Thee Littel Cimmamum Bare seams tew haf misplaiced wun of his leggies. Eye kowntid an kowntid (Maths bein wun of mi strongg points) an no matta howe eye dew thee sumz it allwaze terns owt thee sayme: he ownlee has three leggz.

Ferry kurryus. unsure.gif

Eye wuz gowin tew powst aye pichur, but thenn thot betta of it, as Monsieur Linky lukks pretty mutch lyke a pluckt chikkin at thee mowmint. Knott aye site fore ower yung an impreshunabubble membas, methinks. ohmy.gif Owt of dellykasy eye will wayte untill his furr growes bak aye little.

Butt thare is allwaze aye silva linin - mumee has stoppt shaymefully negliktin mi gallyvantin arownd thee werld an has vowd tew stay howme wif us, nevva again leafin ower mi bruvva's side. yay.gif

O, an anutha thing... wenn mi bruvva suddenlee had tew goe tew thee horspickel an we didnut noe wot was happenin, gess wot? Mi ovva bruvva was ferry sadd an kwiet an mopey missin ower Linky... terns owt that Fat Grabby has aye hart afta awl. Hoo'd a thunk it? wink.gif

Miss Pings, eye howpe yoo ar sune bak on yoor charryot, runnin lyke thee winde.

viele liebe Grüße,

Nora

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C'est moi, Linky.

Or razzair, c'est mowst ov moi. lol.gif

Zank ewe all fore zee gud wisches an 'appi thots - ewe ar all zo kinde. Moi, eye am tutched indeed.

à bientôt,

'Oppalong Linky

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post 14th Apr 2012, 11:41 pm
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M'soowur Linky - eye woz mowst horryfyde tuw heer that yuw haff missplaysd wun ov yoor leggz ohmy.gif Kud it haff happund durin yoor vizit tuw thee horspickle, duw yoo think? Shud sumwun bee sent tuw rekkun-oytur? Iz thiss ay kayse for thee seekrat reskuw organyzayshun (witsh mae or maynott ekzist ninja.gif ) Eye shall konsult Lt Teezul.....

In thee meentyme, keep yoor pekkur up owld fello - yoor duwin brillyantliee ok.gif

Deer Frawline Nora, fank yoo for yoor wurds ov inkurridgmunt re mi raysin buggie. Eye haff been faw ay shawt owtin tuwdae, butt Mumma sez eyem nott reddy tuw trye mi weelz aygen yett. Then eye hatt tuw sitt in thee kar whyle shee playd fetshin gaymz wiv mi bruvva an sista mad.gif Eye wuz nott an appiee sheppurd, eye kan tell yoo ohno.gif an eye mayd mi opinyuns hurd, gud an proppa blabber.gif
Eye awlsoe hatt tuw putt up wiv thee indignitiee ov yewsin ay ramp tuw gett in and owt ov thee kar! Wot duz shee fink eye am? An owlde ayj penshunur? rolleyes.gif

Eye haff deesydid, itt iz tyme eye putt mi paw down ovur theez matturs. Wotsh thiss spayss ok.gif

Yoors, Mistriss Pings wub.gif


Pee Ess - M. Linky - yoo shud wotsh owt iffun Teezul kums tuw tayke ay staytmunt - hee iss nown tuw be ay littul unrelyabul ayrownd chikkin....
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