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| widemouthfrog |
 2nd Apr 2012, 8:05 pm
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Ar ewe there, Mistriss Pings? Wee ar orl still waytin wiff baytid breff four pikchoors ov ewe in yower raisin buggee.
Leeow, thee lerchur |
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| Inca's Mum |
3rd Apr 2012, 10:45 am
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QUOTE(widemouthfrog @ 2nd Apr 2012, 8:05 pm)  Ar ewe there, Mistriss Pings? Wee ar orl still waytin wiff baytid breff four pikchoors ov ewe in yower raisin buggee. Leeow, thee lerchur Pings ere  Sneekd on faw ay kwik powst wyle Mumma izzunt lukin  Eye am happlyin preshure an itt seemz lykeliee Mumma will powst thee pikshurs thiss evenin. Wotsh thiss spaysse  Yoors, Mistriss Pings  - wott is startin tuw mowlt fluffiee bitz on hur elboes witsh Mummie poots owt faw thee burdz - wye duzz shee duw that?  This post has been edited by Inca's Mum: 3rd Apr 2012, 10:46 am |
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| Inca's Mum |
6th Apr 2012, 12:24 am
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Oh no! Hek Nooz woz on payge fower
 an awl bekoz Mumma woz soe slowe pootin mi pikshurs on heer  Eyez pleesd tuw reeport that finalliee, afta mutsh arm twistin (figgurativliee speekin - eyem a peesabul shepherdiee purson, evun tho eye tawk thee tawk in ay bigg wae ) shee hass uplowdid them an heer they ar  Thiss is mee powsin in mi noo Raysin Buggiee!  Thiss iz mi  An thiss iz mee runnin at thee speed ov lite - soe farst, Mumma kudunt kip up!  (Eye goe ay bitt payl at wun poynt - downt wurriee, itt iz jusst Mumma's cheep kamra nott kowpin wiv thee fakt that eyem ay brite doglit on ay brite dae  )I'm sorriee - Mumma iz soe stoopid, shee duzunt noe how tuw put ay linky thing tuw ay fotobukkit viddeeyo Kan enny kleva tekno-hoomunz help hur? At thee mowmunt, eye am jusst bildin mi strengf, soe Mumma sez eye haff tuw retyre tue thee kar, wyle mi bruvva an sista haff ay longa wawk - eye am nott appiee  Yoors, wiv thee wind in mi eers, Mistriss Pings. Pee Ess, Miss Twiggurliee Wiggett wuntid mee tuw powst thiss shaymful pikshur ov hur maykin bedrum eyez faw hur mennie admyrers (hur wurds nott myne)....  Pee Pee Ess - Mumma fawgot tuw reesyze hur pikshurs |
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| coinsky |
6th Apr 2012, 6:53 am
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Miss pings you are looking beautiful in your racing buggy!
  I would love to see you running at the speed of light. To post a video - tell your mummy to copy and paste the Direct Link heading (where she would normally copy the IMG part) Can't wait to see it. Shilah and Kofi's mum (they are out having a poo currently  )-------------------- |
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| woodysmum |
6th Apr 2012, 9:50 am
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WOOF  Mistriss Pings....howw lufflee and ellygant yew lukk inn yorr raisn charryott ...mye hart iss fluttarinn lukkinn att yew . Yam gladd yew arr gettinn yoosd tew itt , thare wil sune bee tayles off charryott raisin inn dorsitt My mummee putts fluff owt forr thee burds tew issitt eddibell???  ( wottch owt Baby )Pee Ess....Aye wass gowin tew kawl Babyben tew thee piksha ovv Miss Twigglee fetchinn ....butt thenn aye saw yorr pawn piksha  ......wyle shee issa cutee-pye  ...mye babybruvva issnott reddy forr sutch exxpowsha yett Pee Pee Ess.....lukkin forrwadd tew thee akshunn viddyoo Yorrs , Big W . |
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| griff |
6th Apr 2012, 11:31 am
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oh wow
 that is a soooopppppper doooopper racing buggy |
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| ebd |
6th Apr 2012, 11:52 am
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Oh wowzers, Miss Pings - yoor noo charryot is juss thee beeze neeze!
Eyem espeshually impresst that Miss TwiggerlyWiggett kin bee cowntid on few fetchancarry fore yoo. Yoo ar ferry lukee tew haf sutch aye nachurlee gud sista. Mi, eye wud bee temptid tew runnaway wif thee frizzbee, just bekawse... (Stille norrty afta awl theeze years.) Eye'm gettin ferry frustrated typin this, cuz mumee - hafin takin shamefull neglekt tew noo hites, has rusht orf tee Ammerika tew bee wif Granpaw. An took her komputa wif her, leafin mi ownlee thee Eyepad. Wot has this verdammt awtokorrekt terned on... Wot ownlee rekognizes Hinglish, an knott aye proppa lankzwidge lyke Dogspeak or Cherman. Sew pleeze forgif enny funnee terns o'fraze... Eyepads kin bee tee klevva fore thare own gud. Eyem lukkin forewerd tew thee viddyo! Vielen liebe Grüsse, Nora |
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| Inca's Mum |
6th Apr 2012, 3:35 pm
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QUOTE(coinsky @ 6th Apr 2012, 6:53 am) I would love to see you running at the speed of light. To post a video - tell your mummy to copy and paste the Direct Link heading (where she would normally copy the IMG part) Eye fink shee tryd that butt eye'll tell hur tuw try aygen................ Wunda's off tuw fynd hur... Mumma put thee dyrekt linky an thee DeePee messidjbord sed thiss THE FOLLOWING ERROR(S) WERE FOUND Sorry, dynamic pages in the [IMG] tags are not allowed Sheez tryd awl thee linky things now - Wot iss shee duwin rong? |
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| KB Merlin's Mum |
6th Apr 2012, 4:16 pm
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Cooooool. Mishtresh Pings, you iz goin to be able to flyyyyyy like thee wind once you get goinz.
Toobbbbbeeeeee the grotbag. xx |
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| ebd |
8th Apr 2012, 3:21 pm
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Deer Misstriss Pings,
Eye wuz wonderin iffin yoo yoosed yoor charryot tew runn lyke thee winde wile huntin fore Eester Eggz? Wischin yoo awl aye Frohe Ostern, Veile liebe Gruesse, Nora Pee Ess: Iz snowin. |
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| widemouthfrog |
8th Apr 2012, 6:51 pm
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QUOTE(ebd @ 8th Apr 2012, 3:21 pm) Pee Ess: Iz snowin. Iz Eester, iz ment too snoe Leeow, thee lerchur |
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| coinsky |
8th Apr 2012, 7:52 pm
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QUOTE(Inca's Mum @ 6th Apr 2012, 4:35 pm) Eye fink shee tryd that butt eye'll tell hur tuw try aygen................ Wunda's off tuw fynd hur...Mumma put thee dyrekt linky an thee DeePee messidjbord sed thiss THE FOLLOWING ERROR(S) WERE FOUND Sorry, dynamic pages in the [IMG] tags are not allowed Sheez tryd awl thee linky things now - Wot iss shee duwin rong? Hmmmm.... I'm not sure. I normally just copy and paste the direct link tag and then put that in the thread. Don't try and paste the IMG tag. Or is that what you tried? I'm not very good at technical stuff myself either...  -------------------- |
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| Inca's Mum |
10th Apr 2012, 1:39 pm
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QUOTE(coinsky @ 8th Apr 2012, 7:52 pm) Hmmmm.... I'm not sure. I normally just copy and paste the direct link tag and then put that in the thread. Don't try and paste the IMG tag. Or is that what you tried? I'm not very good at technical stuff myself either... I tried everything! Mistriss Pings ere! Eye haff had ay miner kalamitiee - eye woz chaysin ay fetshin frisbiee an wen eye tryd tuw stopp an tern, eye did ay summersolt Mumma woz kwikliee tuw thee reskew butt eye strugguld ay bit an now eye haff ay porely frunt legg tuw Eye iz distrawt  kos Mumma sez eye musst resst faw ay few dayz. Eye feel eye shud haff bin warnd aybowt thee limitid kornerin abilitiee ov mi noo mowde ov transport Yoor frustraytidliee, Pings This post has been edited by Inca's Mum: 10th Apr 2012, 1:40 pm |
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| ebd |
12th Apr 2012, 10:01 pm
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Deer Miss Pings,
Eye am sew sorri tew heer of yoor kalammytus tumbell. Eye dew howpe yoor legg isnut feelin sew porely nowe. (Wif yoor sommersawltin abillytee, haf yoo thot ov tryin fore thee O'Limpiks? Eyem shure yoo wud skore aye perfekt 10. An, is in Lundun this yeer sew not farr tew travell. )Pleese dunt lett this misshap stopp yoo frum raysin. Wif aye littel adjustmint, yoo will sune bee kornerin' lyke Michael Schumacher. Knott mutch gowin on heer, 'sept Thee Littel Cimmamum Bare seams tew haf misplaiced wun of his leggies. Eye kowntid an kowntid (Maths bein wun of mi strongg points) an no matta howe eye dew thee sumz it allwaze terns owt thee sayme: he ownlee has three leggz. Ferry kurryus. Eye wuz gowin tew powst aye pichur, but thenn thot betta of it, as Monsieur Linky lukks pretty mutch lyke a pluckt chikkin at thee mowmint. Knott aye site fore ower yung an impreshunabubble membas, methinks. Owt of dellykasy eye will wayte untill his furr growes bak aye little. Butt thare is allwaze aye silva linin - mumee has stoppt O, an anutha thing... wenn mi bruvva suddenlee had tew goe tew thee horspickel an we didnut noe wot was happenin, gess wot? Mi ovva bruvva was ferry sadd an kwiet an mopey missin ower Linky... terns owt that Fat Grabby has aye hart afta awl. Hoo'd a thunk it? Miss Pings, eye howpe yoo ar sune bak on yoor charryot, runnin lyke thee winde. viele liebe Grüße, Nora --- 'Allo 'Allo 'Allo, C'est moi, Linky. Or razzair, c'est mowst ov moi. Zank ewe all fore zee gud wisches an 'appi thots - ewe ar all zo kinde. Moi, eye am tutched indeed. à bientôt, 'Oppalong Linky This post has been edited by ebd: 12th Apr 2012, 10:03 pm |
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| Inca's Mum |
14th Apr 2012, 11:41 pm
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M'soowur Linky - eye woz mowst horryfyde tuw heer that yuw haff missplaysd wun ov yoor leggz
Kud it haff happund durin yoor vizit tuw thee horspickle, duw yoo think? Shud sumwun bee sent tuw rekkun-oytur? Iz thiss ay kayse for thee seekrat reskuw organyzayshun (witsh mae or maynott ekzist ) Eye shall konsult Lt Teezul.....In thee meentyme, keep yoor pekkur up owld fello - yoor duwin brillyantliee Deer Frawline Nora, fank yoo for yoor wurds ov inkurridgmunt re mi raysin buggie. Eye haff been faw ay shawt owtin tuwdae, butt Mumma sez eyem nott reddy tuw trye mi weelz aygen yett. Then eye hatt tuw sitt in thee kar whyle shee playd fetshin gaymz wiv mi bruvva an sista Eye wuz nott an appiee sheppurd, eye kan tell yoo  an eye mayd mi opinyuns hurd, gud an proppa  Eye awlsoe hatt tuw putt up wiv thee indignitiee ov yewsin ay ramp tuw gett in and owt ov thee kar! Wot duz shee fink eye am? An owlde ayj penshunur? Eye haff deesydid, itt iz tyme eye putt mi paw down ovur theez matturs. Wotsh thiss spayss Yoors, Mistriss Pings Pee Ess - M. Linky - yoo shud wotsh owt iffun Teezul kums tuw tayke ay staytmunt - hee iss nown tuw be ay littul unrelyabul ayrownd chikkin.... |
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