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> If You Could Understand Your Dog...., for 5mins, what would they say?
niknaknoo
post 4th Jun 2011, 10:07 pm
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The flip side of my other thread.....if you cud understand your dogs what do you think they would say to you?

Mads would tell me that kissing would be a lot easier if I just sat still and let her get on with it. She would also inform me that there is enough room on the bed for her too at night. She would inform me that biscuits and meat should b given at hourly intervals and that o should trust her more when walking to let her off lead.

Moo, well he wud tell me that if I just didn't stop stroking him he wudnt have to begin licking me and nudging me. He wud tell me that human food wud b better for him them dog food and that only sometimes he misses being the only dog cos now he has to share me.

What bout your poopies?
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post 4th Jun 2011, 10:10 pm
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Shut up and give me the food.
There is nothing wrong with eating poo
shut up and give me the food
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post 4th Jun 2011, 10:37 pm
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Doug - ball, where's the ball, here's the ball, throw the ball, (repeat)

Fleet - I can get my tail, look there it is, if I move really quickly I can get it in my mouth, ouch that hurts (repeat)

I like to think that they might also manage to find a few seconds in between their respective obsessions to say thank you to us for turning their lives around for them.
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post 4th Jun 2011, 11:56 pm
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"I think you're totally cheating by tieing a long rope on me when I swim in the sea just so you can get me out. It was much more fun when I kept JUST out of reach and you had to wade in to grab me err.gif

I LOVE sleeping on your bed and think your soooo mean for making me sleep on the sofa in the early hours so you can have a few hours decent kip mad.gif

I luffs my family angel.gif (and chicken.... and cheese ... and ALL food ... and days at the caravan... and being fussed... and .... )

Life is good <3"
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post 4th Jun 2011, 11:57 pm
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QUOTE(EmCHammer @ 4th Jun 2011, 11:10 pm) *

Shut up and give me the food.
There is nothing wrong with eating poo
shut up and give me the food




LOVE IT!!

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post 5th Jun 2011, 6:10 am
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Sauron....why not just bypass the bin and give me the rubbish? lol.gif

Loki....let me off my lead to catch rabbits and you might see me again sometime wink.gif
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post 5th Jun 2011, 7:02 am
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mine would say if you go out im going to cr@p on your floor lol
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post 5th Jun 2011, 7:33 am
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Milly: Listen pal, if you let me off my lead I wouldn't dislocate your bluddy arm, would I? Nor would I end up spinning a 180, 6ft in the air when I forget I'm on the bluddy thing. And if the carpets aren't for cr@pping/peeing on, what ARE they for? It's not my fault that the CD and its case/the remote control/the photo frames/the plastic cereal bags you put in the bin/the empty cat food pouch on the grass when I went to do my bizzness (by the way WHERE exactly did that disappear to? I know you had something to do with it) all look tasty.

Max: WALKIES!! Never mind in an hour, I'm awake, that means WALKIES! Or FOOD. Give me the FOOD. Please tell Milly to STAY AWAY from MY food, or I will take matters into my own paws and will NOT be held responsible for my actions.

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post 5th Jun 2011, 7:53 am
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Mummy mees LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOU!

Especially when you let me:

on the bed
have cuddles
eat everything in sight
play with the ball
squeak the ball early in the morning to wake up the neighbours.
bark
race round the house like a greyhound
bark at the doggies on the tv
watch my favourite doggy advert and then bark at the tv
eat some more
sleep in my igloo
sleep in the chair
did I mention play with the ball.

Above all Mum mmeee Lovessssssssssssss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu tons.
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post 5th Jun 2011, 8:02 am
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lol.gif

All these replies are so funny!!! wub.gif
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post 5th Jun 2011, 9:01 am
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walkies! wonderful!
smelly rollies! excellent! tongue.gif
wash sad.gif oh dear....
Food! great!
car ride! Lovely
pushbike! Grrrr!
Chewies! lovely!
More foood Oh boy!
Fireworks sad.gif cuddle me Mum.... wub.gif
beeeeeeeed zzzzzzzzzzzz

repeat daily
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post 5th Jun 2011, 12:20 pm
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Eddie would definitely say "this just isn't going to happen mum, you can try any type of training with me but I will still hate that GSD and that HUSKY - so you might as well give up and let me get on with it" lol.gif
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post 5th Jun 2011, 12:36 pm
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where's my ball, where's my ball
Where's my kong wubba fingy
any food in here?
ooo food
ooo kitchen door open, time to go and see whats in the bin
I wanna lay on the sofa with daddy
Why you working and not taking me walkies!
Wheres my ball wheres my ball
But i Want to jump the fence and go play with Reg next door
Why cant i play with the hoppy things
Wheres my ball wheres my ball
any food in here?



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post 5th Jun 2011, 1:56 pm
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Mollie would say that her farts don't stink at all and that she really wouldn't kill the postman she just gets excited to see him and kafka would say stop telling me to sit still when i constantly follow you and ball, ball and more ball.
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post 5th Jun 2011, 2:39 pm
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What do you mean if, I understand my boy perefctly all the time smug.gif

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