 If You Could Understand Your Dog...., for 5mins, what would they say? |
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| niknaknoo |
  4th Jun 2011, 10:07 pm
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Member  Group: Member Posts: 189 Joined: 5 Mar 11 From: Bournemouth Member No.: 51967  |
The flip side of my other thread.....if you cud understand your dogs what do you think they would say to you?
Mads would tell me that kissing would be a lot easier if I just sat still and let her get on with it. She would also inform me that there is enough room on the bed for her too at night. She would inform me that biscuits and meat should b given at hourly intervals and that o should trust her more when walking to let her off lead. Moo, well he wud tell me that if I just didn't stop stroking him he wudnt have to begin licking me and nudging me. He wud tell me that human food wud b better for him them dog food and that only sometimes he misses being the only dog cos now he has to share me. What bout your poopies? |
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| EmCHammer |
4th Jun 2011, 10:10 pm
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 Member  Group: Sponsor Member Posts: 8303 Joined: 11 Jul 06 From: Walsall Member No.: 22501 |
Shut up and give me the food.
There is nothing wrong with eating poo shut up and give me the food |
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| Athel |
4th Jun 2011, 10:37 pm
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Member Group: Sponsor Member Posts: 3249 Joined: 19 Oct 09 From: East London Member No.: 46906 |
Doug - ball, where's the ball, here's the ball, throw the ball, (repeat)
Fleet - I can get my tail, look there it is, if I move really quickly I can get it in my mouth, ouch that hurts (repeat) I like to think that they might also manage to find a few seconds in between their respective obsessions to say thank you to us for turning their lives around for them. |
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| Millie-mop |
 4th Jun 2011, 11:56 pm
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"I think you're totally cheating by tieing a long rope on me when I swim in the sea just so you can get me out. It was much more fun when I kept JUST out of reach and you had to wade in to grab me
 I LOVE sleeping on your bed and think your soooo mean for making me sleep on the sofa in the early hours so you can have a few hours decent kip  I luffs my family  (and chicken.... and cheese ... and ALL food ... and days at the caravan... and being fussed... and .... )Life is good <3" |
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| Millie-mop |
4th Jun 2011, 11:57 pm
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Member Group: Sponsor Member Posts: 735 Joined: 14 Oct 08 From: Cheshire Member No.: 41255 |
QUOTE(EmCHammer @ 4th Jun 2011, 11:10 pm)  Shut up and give me the food. There is nothing wrong with eating poo shut up and give me the food LOVE IT!!  |
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| saru |
5th Jun 2011, 6:10 am
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 Member Group: Member Posts: 1989 Joined: 20 May 09 From: Beds Member No.: 44969 |
Sauron....why not just bypass the bin and give me the rubbish?
Loki....let me off my lead to catch rabbits and you might see me again sometime  |
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| lilmiss |
5th Jun 2011, 7:02 am
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Member Group: Member Posts: 1374 Joined: 26 Aug 02 Member No.: 2646 |
mine would say if you go out im going to cr@p on your floor lol
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| LinznMax |
5th Jun 2011, 7:33 am
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Milly: Listen pal, if you let me off my lead I wouldn't dislocate your bluddy arm, would I? Nor would I end up spinning a 180, 6ft in the air when I forget I'm on the bluddy thing. And if the carpets aren't for cr@pping/peeing on, what ARE they for? It's not my fault that the CD and its case/the remote control/the photo frames/the plastic cereal bags you put in the bin/the empty cat food pouch on the grass when I went to do my bizzness (by the way WHERE exactly did that disappear to? I know you had something to do with it) all look tasty.
Max: WALKIES!! Never mind in an hour, I'm awake, that means WALKIES! Or FOOD. Give me the FOOD. Please tell Milly to STAY AWAY from MY food, or I will take matters into my own paws and will NOT be held responsible for my actions. This post has been edited by LinznMax: 5th Jun 2011, 7:43 am |
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| Purdy Bear |
5th Jun 2011, 7:53 am
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 Member Group: Sponsor Member Posts: 3381 Joined: 13 Aug 06 From: Bexley Area (the furry end) Member No.: 23167 |
Mummy mees LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOU!
Especially when you let me: on the bed have cuddles eat everything in sight play with the ball squeak the ball early in the morning to wake up the neighbours. bark race round the house like a greyhound bark at the doggies on the tv watch my favourite doggy advert and then bark at the tv eat some more sleep in my igloo sleep in the chair did I mention play with the ball. Above all Mum mmeee Lovessssssssssssss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu tons. |
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| niknaknoo |
5th Jun 2011, 8:02 am
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Member Group: Member Posts: 189 Joined: 5 Mar 11 From: Bournemouth Member No.: 51967 |
All these replies are so funny!!!  |
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| woofgang |
5th Jun 2011, 9:01 am
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Member Group: Sponsor Member Posts: 6737 Joined: 31 Jan 11 Member No.: 51601 |
walkies! wonderful!
smelly rollies! excellent!  wash  oh dear....Food! great! car ride! Lovely pushbike! Grrrr! Chewies! lovely! More foood Oh boy! Fireworks cuddle me Mum.... beeeeeeeed zzzzzzzzzzzz repeat daily |
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| janeddie |
5th Jun 2011, 12:20 pm
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Member Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: 29 Feb 08 From: Aldridge, Walsall Member No.: 37188 |
Eddie would definitely say "this just isn't going to happen mum, you can try any type of training with me but I will still hate that GSD and that HUSKY - so you might as well give up and let me get on with it"
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| glenyskent |
5th Jun 2011, 12:36 pm
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where's my ball, where's my ball
Where's my kong wubba fingy any food in here? ooo food ooo kitchen door open, time to go and see whats in the bin I wanna lay on the sofa with daddy Why you working and not taking me walkies! Wheres my ball wheres my ball But i Want to jump the fence and go play with Reg next door Why cant i play with the hoppy things Wheres my ball wheres my ball any food in here? |
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| mollies mum |
5th Jun 2011, 1:56 pm
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Member Group: Member Posts: 300 Joined: 7 Mar 11 Member No.: 51981 |
Mollie would say that her farts don't stink at all and that she really wouldn't kill the postman she just gets excited to see him and kafka would say stop telling me to sit still when i constantly follow you and ball, ball and more ball.
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| walkiesandtalkies |
5th Jun 2011, 2:39 pm
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What do you mean if, I understand my boy perefctly all the time
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